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As many of you know, I recently purchased an Uruk-Hai scimitar.

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Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine.

Such as making the bed:

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Making toast:

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Getting things off high shelves:

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Making coffee:

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Reaching the remote when it’s too far away:

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And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper:

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I don’t know how I survived life without it.

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This reminded me of the T-square of DOOM

realmofspirits: amber-and-ice: talysia: damiandominodavis: Biologists would have you call this thing an Armadillo-Girdled Lizard, Cordylus cataphractus, but I won’t be fooled. This is clearly a baby dragon. They also have this adorable habit of biting their own tails for no discernible reason. Which is adorable until you remember what the ouroboros is, and inevitably conclude that these things are also dark magic. Magical dragons. It all makes sense. I NEED ONE Adorable magic reptilian baby! I want one so bad. Have for a while now =( I love these guys. They bite their tails in self-defense, it lefts them protect their bellies better. 
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realmofspirits: amber-and-ice: talysia: damiandominodavis: Biologists would have you call this thing an Armadillo-Girdled Lizard, Cordylus cataphractus, but I won’t be fooled. This is clearly a baby dragon. They also have this adorable habit of biting their own tails for no discernible reason. Which is adorable until you remember what the ouroboros is, and inevitably conclude that these things are also dark magic. Magical dragons. It all makes sense. I NEED ONE Adorable magic reptilian baby! I want one so bad. Have for a while now =( I love these guys. They bite their tails in self-defense, it lefts them protect their bellies better. 
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realmofspirits: amber-and-ice: talysia: damiandominodavis: Biologists would have you call this thing an Armadillo-Girdled Lizard, Cordylus cataphractus, but I won’t be fooled. This is clearly a baby dragon. They also have this adorable habit of biting their own tails for no discernible reason. Which is adorable until you remember what the ouroboros is, and inevitably conclude that these things are also dark magic. Magical dragons. It all makes sense. I NEED ONE Adorable magic reptilian baby! I want one so bad. Have for a while now =( I love these guys. They bite their tails in self-defense, it lefts them protect their bellies better. 
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realmofspirits: amber-and-ice: talysia: damiandominodavis: Biologists would have you call this thing an Armadillo-Girdled Lizard, Cordylus cataphractus, but I won’t be fooled. This is clearly a baby dragon. They also have this adorable habit of biting their own tails for no discernible reason. Which is adorable until you remember what the ouroboros is, and inevitably conclude that these things are also dark magic. Magical dragons. It all makes sense. I NEED ONE Adorable magic reptilian baby! I want one so bad. Have for a while now =( I love these guys. They bite their tails in self-defense, it lefts them protect their bellies better. 
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realmofspirits:

amber-and-ice:

talysia:

damiandominodavis:

Biologists would have you call this thing an Armadillo-Girdled Lizard, Cordylus cataphractus, but I won’t be fooled. This is clearly a baby dragon. They also have this adorable habit of biting their own tails for no discernible reason. Which is adorable until you remember what the ouroboros is, and inevitably conclude that these things are also dark magic.

Magical dragons. It all makes sense.

I NEED ONE

Adorable magic reptilian baby!

I want one so bad. Have for a while now =(

I love these guys. They bite their tails in self-defense, it lefts them protect their bellies better. 

z0nbi: The often mentioned origin of the symbolic phallus is as a legacy of the popular Bhutanese saint Lama Drukpa Kunley (1455–1529), though it may be a legacy of Bön, a religion popular before the arrival Buddhism. Kunley’s organ, as painted, is called the “Thunderbolt of Flaming Wisdom” as it unnerved demons and demonesses and subdued them. This needed to be reblogged for reasons. All’s fair, and all that.  I had forgotten about this. Is that a Thunderbolt of Flaming Wisdom in your pocket or are you just in the happiest country in the world?
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z0nbi: The often mentioned origin of the symbolic phallus is as a legacy of the popular Bhutanese saint Lama Drukpa Kunley (1455–1529), though it may be a legacy of Bön, a religion popular before the arrival Buddhism. Kunley’s organ, as painted, is called the “Thunderbolt of Flaming Wisdom” as it unnerved demons and demonesses and subdued them. This needed to be reblogged for reasons. All’s fair, and all that.  I had forgotten about this. Is that a Thunderbolt of Flaming Wisdom in your pocket or are you just in the happiest country in the world?
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z0nbi: The often mentioned origin of the symbolic phallus is as a legacy of the popular Bhutanese saint Lama Drukpa Kunley (1455–1529), though it may be a legacy of Bön, a religion popular before the arrival Buddhism. Kunley’s organ, as painted, is called the “Thunderbolt of Flaming Wisdom” as it unnerved demons and demonesses and subdued them. This needed to be reblogged for reasons. All’s fair, and all that.  I had forgotten about this. Is that a Thunderbolt of Flaming Wisdom in your pocket or are you just in the happiest country in the world?
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z0nbi:

The often mentioned origin of the symbolic phallus is as a legacy of the popular Bhutanese saint Lama Drukpa Kunley (1455–1529), though it may be a legacy of Bön, a religion popular before the arrival Buddhism. Kunley’s organ, as painted, is called the “Thunderbolt of Flaming Wisdom” as it unnerved demons and demonesses and subdued them.

This needed to be reblogged for reasons. All’s fair, and all that. 

I had forgotten about this. Is that a Thunderbolt of Flaming Wisdom in your pocket or are you just in the happiest country in the world?

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